Thursday, March 5, 2009

Zamastil Stars in Anti-Hazing Campaign


S. Charles Zamastil, starred in an anti-hazing advertisement earlier this year. Our photographer captured Charlie in many breathtaking action shots during last season and during his summer racing, but unfortunately all the photos were lost when our photog deleted all of the sweet pics from her facebook albums after parting ways with another team member. To recover from this devastating visual loss, and to turn in the required anti-hazing poster to Campus Rec on time, President John "J-dawGie" Gurcsik put his fine art skills to the test to draw up what many critics are calling "his masterpiece." Gurcsik's drawing accurately depicts Zamazstil's slim physique, short hairstyle, and his huge smile when he is laughing at the competitors while they are suffering. Why does he laugh? Two words: Super Human. Charlie's girlfriend could not be reached for comment.

This anti-hazing poster received honorable mention by the Sport Club Coordinator noting "nice slogan," but the award for best poster went to a far less superior sports club. Charlie and the rest of the Temple Race Team are gearing up for the Season opener in Rutgers and Princeton this coming weekend. Get ready for the greatest show on two wheels.

K.Fry

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